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Jerky Authors

Thursday, July 3, 2008

I keep hearing rumors that some authors are jerks, although I still haven't personally met a real prizewinner yet. A few have treated me indifferently, but nobody has been rude or openly arrogant. Still, talking to people in the industry, and to bookstore employees, and readers, I hear there are some really impersonal authors out there. Names have been named to me, though I will not repeat them here.

What blows my mind is that of all professions, fiction writers should be the most personable! Why? Because to do what we do, we have to understand what makes somebody likeable or despicable, heroic or cowardly, friendly or abrasive, nice or jerky. We make our living by creating characters, and making those characters relatable to readers. How can writers who thoroughly understand what makes somebody smart, or kind, or likeable proceed to behave another way? By the way, if I'm ever a jerk, feel free to quote this back to me.

The bright side so far is that my personal experiences with other authors have been mostly quite positive. Through book conferences and other opportunities, I've had a chance to meet some pretty successful authors, and most have been very personable, including some big names like Neil Gaiman and Christopher Paolini. I hear that authors for younger audiences have a reputation for being nicer, and those are largely who I meet, so maybe that is part of it, although some of the friendly authors I have encountered write for adults. Guys like Orson Scott Card, who generously gave me some very helpful advice when I was brand new.

Not that you have to be famous to be jerky. I can easily conceive of the semi-famous or non-famous jealous jerk variety. So easily that I may have even glimpsed a couple.

Speaking of personalities, on a lighter note, somebody forwarded me a Fablehaven personality test. I have no idea who created it. I took the test, and apparently I'm Lena. Who knew? If you want to check it out, here is a link: http://www.allthetests.com/quiz25/quizpu.php?testid=1214937487

That's all for now. I'm almost done with chapter 6 of Fablehaven 4. Feels like a lot of fun so far. I'll keep you posted.

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  1. Blogger Fourstorymistake said:

    Brandon, although I haven't met you yet, I have a student who has and said you were very nice. So, rest assured! :) I've also just written a mini review of your series on my blog. I absolutely LOVED the books. Thank you so much for writing such captivating stories. I spent three evenings in a row curled up in my bed devouring them and have since then recommended them to anyone who will listen.

  1. Blogger Camille said:

    Sounds like your summer of goals is coming along so far! Thank you for keeping us posted on how far along you are with the book! We're on the edge of our seats as it is ;)

  1. Blogger AnnaDee said:

    all the author's i've met have been very nice, and i think you visited my cousin's school, and she says you were very nice, so i'm inclined to believe that!
    i took that test, and..i'm also a lena...although i didn't pick anything like how it said i was like(eg, 'you like art') so i did it again, pretending i was seth...and got lena. i guess we all have some lena in us!

  1. Blogger Lena said:

    I just finished the third book this morning and am already sad that I read it so quickly. I am interested to know how you came up with the name "Lena" as it is one I have rarely seen in my 30 years of being one- especially with that spelling. I'm looking forward to the next book and I'm sure my 9 year old daughter will be enjoying these as soon as she finishes up with Mr Potter (maybe before- sometimes she needs a break between those books and she's been eying these!)

  1. Blogger Pam said:

    Hi there. I just wanted to let you know what an impact your stories have made on our lives.

    I have 4 kids who are all wonderful. My youngest one is 2 1/2 years old, and he has Down Syndrome. We have practically lived up at Primary Children's Hospital with him in his short two years with us.

    So here is where you come into our lives. I read with my kids every night when I am home. We have read the Harry Potter series, and some other books, but with those it was hard to keep my 5 year old little girl's attention sometimes.

    Then we picked up the Fablehaven Series one day when we were at Wal-mart in June just before the little one went in for yet another surgery.

    We quickly became lost in your first book. After we got back home from the hospital we finished the book and have since read the second and third ones.

    As you can imagine since our son has been born our family has a new normal that includes hospitals, Dr's, home health care nurses, oxygen, feeding tubes, dressing changes, and my older children seeing more than any child should ever have to see.

    But when we read your books, we forget about everything. We are transported into a different world, and all of the worries go away. My kids get to be just kids. They get to loose themselves in a magical world of creatures, who seem real when we are reading. My 6 year old little girl gets to dream of fairies, and drinking magical milk - instead of having nightmares that her little brother is going to die. It's been a month since she had nightmares, and is now getting ready to sleep in her own room again.

    My 10 and 13 year old boys get to imagine themselves as Seth venturing out in the woods and getting into mischief - rather than worrying about when the next surgery or hospital stay is, and how long before mom goes away to the hospital again. We live in the south end of UT, county, so it's not like my husband can bring the kids up each day to see us.

    Because of your books my kids get to be normal kids, if only for a while.

    I asked them last night if they wanted to go to the library and get some new books to read, but they all agreed that they wanted to start Fablehaven over again.

    So this morning I knew that I had to find a way to thank you.

    Thank you so much for writing such amazing stories, and giving my children a chance to be kids.

    Pam and Kids

  1. Blogger PsychDoctor said:

    Since you are in my ward, I thought I had better see what all the fuss was about...I read all three books over the past 8 days. You were right, the 2nd and 3rd were better, although the first was very good too...Looking forward to April 2009
    Ryan H.

  1. Blogger knitalot3 said:

    My daughter said you were very nice when you were at her school too.

    I am on book three and really enjoying it.

    Thanks for sharing your talent with us, but could you please write faster ? ;-P I can't wait for book four.
    LisaK

  1. Blogger Kristin Hayes said:

    I'm convinced the quiz is rigged. Everybody gets Lena no matter what questions you choose. Clever idea though, kudos to whoever thought of doing such a thing.

  1. Blogger Jojo said:

    LOL! NO JOKE! I got Lena too!!!!!!
    Keep writing Brandon Mull! You are a genius!!!

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